Less Bert. More Ernie. : Unisex Crew Neck


Our kids' elementary school teacher is the brains behind this positive life message. Frown less, smile more. Pretty simple. Pretty awesome.

This soft blend unisex cut crew neck is printed to order with water-based ink. Flattering to all shapes and sizes. Made with love to soften with time.

XS: 2
SM: 4/6
MD: 8
LG: 10/12
XL: 14/16
2X: 18/20


We will gladly accept returns or cancellations, but only from people who don't like to have fun. *inserts winky face here*

Shipping from United States

We print our shirts to order on SUNDAYS. All of our orders ship on the following Monday via USPS. That is all.


If you are unhappy with your purchase, and would like to pay to ship it back to us, we will gladly issue a full refund. If your item is damaged, let us know. We will spring for the return shipping.

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What else can I say about HighJinks Apparel? I will order again and again and again. I especially love how soft this shirt is!

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